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September 12th, 2008 at 5:53 pm

I do too.

September 12th, 2008 at 8:31 pm

My grandfather always said, “Don’t watch your money; watch your health.” So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather. (Jackie Mason)

September 13th, 2008 at 3:07 am

Did you hear that John Cow has been cownapped?

September 13th, 2008 at 6:43 pm

I am just starting out in affiliate marketing and I’m glad I found this site!

September 14th, 2008 at 12:22 pm

Right after ShoeMoney’s keynote, the regular sessions started. I stuck around for most of the sessions and here’s how they went.

Susie Gardner was the first speaker and had a session on “Improving Your Content”… which covered vasts areas of how to improve your blog and writing skills. Susie also wrote “Blogging for Dummies” (Ver. 2).

The next session “Big Money Bloggers”, was a panel and featured many big name bloggers, John Chow, Stephanie Agresta, Neil Patel and Jeremey Shoemoney. Not only was this a collection of some very well know people, but some of the questions were quite funny and told us a few things we didn’t know about these bloggers already.

Big Name Bloggers All on the Same Panel

After the the “Big Name Bloggers” panel, another panel covering “Growing Blog Traffic” took place. The speakers on this panel were Tony Hung, Lea Alcantara, Brian Clark, Alex Schel, Steve Spalding and Tamar Weinberg. While some of the bloggers on this panel spent a lot of time talking, Tony Hung (the moderator) wanted to try and make this panel the most informative and best yet… without the panel members saying the usual “continued efforts” and “passions towards blogging” rants. The panel ended up covering a lot of different areas from a bunch of different perspectives.

Growing a Blog Panel Speakers

I missed the last session which was on “What Advertisers Want”… but I made sure to get back for the ending “IZEA Innovations” session with Ted Murphy. Not only did Ted talk and answer questions for an hour, but he also went over new projects over at Izea, such as Social Spark and CloudSpeak. Look forward to a future post on these new areas and what Izea is working on.

Always a “Funny Face” with Ted Murphy!

Tomorrow’s keynote is by Merlin Mann and since I don’t know too much about him, it should be interesting. Tomorrow will also be the final day of IzeaFest and will include a IzeaHunt and the notorious CakePlow!Right after ShoeMoney’s keynote, the regular sessions started. I stuck around for most of the sessions and here’s how they went.

Susie Gardner was the first speaker and had a session on “Improving Your Content”… which covered vasts areas of how to improve your blog and writing skills. Susie also wrote “Blogging for Dummies” (Ver. 2).

The next session “Big Money Bloggers”, was a panel and featured many big name bloggers, John Chow, Stephanie Agresta, Neil Patel and Jeremey Shoemoney. Not only was this a collection of some very well know people, but some of the questions were quite funny and told us a few things we didn’t know about these bloggers already.

Big Name Bloggers All on the Same Panel

After the the “Big Name Bloggers” panel, another panel covering “Growing Blog Traffic” took place. The speakers on this panel were Tony Hung, Lea Alcantara, Brian Clark, Alex Schel, Steve Spalding and Tamar Weinberg. While some of the bloggers on this panel spent a lot of time talking, Tony Hung (the moderator) wanted to try and make this panel the most informative and best yet… without the panel members saying the usual “continued efforts” and “passions towards blogging” rants. The panel ended up covering a lot of different areas from a bunch of different perspectives.

Growing a Blog Panel Speakers

I missed the last session which was on “What Advertisers Want”… but I made sure to get back for the ending “IZEA Innovations” session with Ted Murphy. Not only did Ted talk and answer questions for an hour, but he also went over new projects over at Izea, such as Social Spark and CloudSpeak. Look forward to a future post on these new areas and what Izea is working on.

Always a “Funny Face” with Ted Murphy!

Tomorrow’s keynote is by Merlin Mann and since I don’t know too much about him, it should be interesting. Tomorrow will also be the final day of IzeaFest and will include a IzeaHunt and the notorious CakePlow!Right after ShoeMoney’s keynote, the regular sessions started. I stuck around for most of the sessions and here’s how they went.

Susie Gardner was the first speaker and had a session on “Improving Your Content”… which covered vasts areas of how to improve your blog and writing skills. Susie also wrote “Blogging for Dummies” (Ver. 2).

The next session “Big Money Bloggers”, was a panel and featured many big name bloggers, John Chow, Stephanie Agresta, Neil Patel and Jeremey Shoemoney. Not only was this a collection of some very well know people, but some of the questions were quite funny and told us a few things we didn’t know about these bloggers already.

Big Name Bloggers All on the Same Panel

After the the “Big Name Bloggers” panel, another panel covering “Growing Blog Traffic” took place. The speakers on this panel were Tony Hung, Lea Alcantara, Brian Clark, Alex Schel, Steve Spalding and Tamar Weinberg. While some of the bloggers on this panel spent a lot of time talking, Tony Hung (the moderator) wanted to try and make this panel the most informative and best yet… without the panel members saying the usual “continued efforts” and “passions towards blogging” rants. The panel ended up covering a lot of different areas from a bunch of different perspectives.

Growing a Blog Panel Speakers

I missed the last session which was on “What Advertisers Want”… but I made sure to get back for the ending “IZEA Innovations” session with Ted Murphy. Not only did Ted talk and answer questions for an hour, but he also went over new projects over at Izea, such as Social Spark and CloudSpeak. Look forward to a future post on these new areas and what Izea is working on.

Always a “Funny Face” with Ted Murphy!

Tomorrow’s keynote is by Merlin Mann and since I don’t know too much about him, it should be interesting. Tomorrow will also be the final day of IzeaFest and will include a IzeaHunt and the notorious CakePlow!Right after ShoeMoney’s keynote, the regular sessions started. I stuck around for most of the sessions and here’s how they went.

Susie Gardner was the first speaker and had a session on “Improving Your Content”… which covered vasts areas of how to improve your blog and writing skills. Susie also wrote “Blogging for Dummies” (Ver. 2).

The next session “Big Money Bloggers”, was a panel and featured many big name bloggers, John Chow, Stephanie Agresta, Neil Patel and Jeremey Shoemoney. Not only was this a collection of some very well know people, but some of the questions were quite funny and told us a few things we didn’t know about these bloggers already.

Big Name Bloggers All on the Same Panel

After the the “Big Name Bloggers” panel, another panel covering “Growing Blog Traffic” took place. The speakers on this panel were Tony Hung, Lea Alcantara, Brian Clark, Alex Schel, Steve Spalding and Tamar Weinberg. While some of the bloggers on this panel spent a lot of time talking, Tony Hung (the moderator) wanted to try and make this panel the most informative and best yet… without the panel members saying the usual “continued efforts” and “passions towards blogging” rants. The panel ended up covering a lot of different areas from a bunch of different perspectives.

Growing a Blog Panel Speakers

I missed the last session which was on “What Advertisers Want”… but I made sure to get back for the ending “IZEA Innovations” session with Ted Murphy. Not only did Ted talk and answer questions for an hour, but he also went over new projects over at Izea, such as Social Spark and CloudSpeak. Look forward to a future post on these new areas and what Izea is working on.

Always a “Funny Face” with Ted Murphy!

Tomorrow’s keynote is by Merlin Mann and since I don’t know too much about him, it should be interesting. Tomorrow will also be the final day of IzeaFest and will include a IzeaHunt and the notorious CakePlow!Right after ShoeMoney’s keynote, the regular sessions started. I stuck around for most of the sessions and here’s how they went.

Susie Gardner was the first speaker and had a session on “Improving Your Content”… which covered vasts areas of how to improve your blog and writing skills. Susie also wrote “Blogging for Dummies” (Ver. 2).

The next session “Big Money Bloggers”, was a panel and featured many big name bloggers, John Chow, Stephanie Agresta, Neil Patel and Jeremey Shoemoney. Not only was this a collection of some very well know people, but some of the questions were quite funny and told us a few things we didn’t know about these bloggers already.

Big Name Bloggers All on the Same Panel

After the the “Big Name Bloggers” panel, another panel covering “Growing Blog Traffic” took place. The speakers on this panel were Tony Hung, Lea Alcantara, Brian Clark, Alex Schel, Steve Spalding and Tamar Weinberg. While some of the bloggers on this panel spent a lot of time talking, Tony Hung (the moderator) wanted to try and make this panel the most informative and best yet… without the panel members saying the usual “continued efforts” and “passions towards blogging” rants. The panel ended up covering a lot of different areas from a bunch of different perspectives.

Growing a Blog Panel Speakers

I missed the last session which was on “What Advertisers Want”… but I made sure to get back for the ending “IZEA Innovations” session with Ted Murphy. Not only did Ted talk and answer questions for an hour, but he also went over new projects over at Izea, such as Social Spark and CloudSpeak. Look forward to a future post on these new areas and what Izea is working on.

Always a “Funny Face” with Ted Murphy!

Tomorrow’s keynote is by Merlin Mann and since I don’t know too much about him, it should be interesting. Tomorrow will also be the final day of IzeaFest and will include a IzeaHunt and the notorious CakePlow!Right after ShoeMoney’s keynote, the regular sessions started. I stuck around for most of the sessions and here’s how they went.

Susie Gardner was the first speaker and had a session on “Improving Your Content”… which covered vasts areas of how to improve your blog and writing skills. Susie also wrote “Blogging for Dummies” (Ver. 2).

The next session “Big Money Bloggers”, was a panel and featured many big name bloggers, John Chow, Stephanie Agresta, Neil Patel and Jeremey Shoemoney. Not only was this a collection of some very well know people, but some of the questions were quite funny and told us a few things we didn’t know about these bloggers already.

Big Name Bloggers All on the Same Panel

After the the “Big Name Bloggers” panel, another panel covering “Growing Blog Traffic” took place. The speakers on this panel were Tony Hung, Lea Alcantara, Brian Clark, Alex Schel, Steve Spalding and Tamar Weinberg. While some of the bloggers on this panel spent a lot of time talking, Tony Hung (the moderator) wanted to try and make this panel the most informative and best yet… without the panel members saying the usual “continued efforts” and “passions towards blogging” rants. The panel ended up covering a lot of different areas from a bunch of different perspectives.

Growing a Blog Panel Speakers

I missed the last session which was on “What Advertisers Want”… but I made sure to get back for the ending “IZEA Innovations” session with Ted Murphy. Not only did Ted talk and answer questions for an hour, but he also went over new projects over at Izea, such as Social Spark and CloudSpeak. Look forward to a future post on these new areas and what Izea is working on.

Always a “Funny Face” with Ted Murphy!

Tomorrow’s keynote is by Merlin Mann and since I don’t know too much about him, it should be interesting. Tomorrow will also be the final day of IzeaFest and will include a IzeaHunt and the notorious CakePlow!Right after ShoeMoney’s keynote, the regular sessions started. I stuck around for most of the sessions and here’s how they went.

Susie Gardner was the first speaker and had a session on “Improving Your Content”… which covered vasts areas of how to improve your blog and writing skills. Susie also wrote “Blogging for Dummies” (Ver. 2).

The next session “Big Money Bloggers”, was a panel and featured many big name bloggers, John Chow, Stephanie Agresta, Neil Patel and Jeremey Shoemoney. Not only was this a collection of some very well know people, but some of the questions were quite funny and told us a few things we didn’t know about these bloggers already.

Big Name Bloggers All on the Same Panel

After the the “Big Name Bloggers” panel, another panel covering “Growing Blog Traffic” took place. The speakers on this panel were Tony Hung, Lea Alcantara, Brian Clark, Alex Schel, Steve Spalding and Tamar Weinberg. While some of the bloggers on this panel spent a lot of time talking, Tony Hung (the moderator) wanted to try and make this panel the most informative and best yet… without the panel members saying the usual “continued efforts” and “passions towards blogging” rants. The panel ended up covering a lot of different areas from a bunch of different perspectives.

Growing a Blog Panel Speakers

I missed the last session which was on “What Advertisers Want”… but I made sure to get back for the ending “IZEA Innovations” session with Ted Murphy. Not only did Ted talk and answer questions for an hour, but he also went over new projects over at Izea, such as Social Spark and CloudSpeak. Look forward to a future post on these new areas and what Izea is working on.

Always a “Funny Face” with Ted Murphy!

Tomorrow’s keynote is by Merlin Mann and since I don’t know too much about him, it should be interesting. Tomorrow will also be the final day of IzeaFest and will include a IzeaHunt and the notorious CakePlow!Right after ShoeMoney’s keynote, the regular sessions started. I stuck around for most of the sessions and here’s how they went.

Susie Gardner was the first speaker and had a session on “Improving Your Content”… which covered vasts areas of how to improve your blog and writing skills. Susie also wrote “Blogging for Dummies” (Ver. 2).

The next session “Big Money Bloggers”, was a panel and featured many big name bloggers, John Chow, Stephanie Agresta, Neil Patel and Jeremey Shoemoney. Not only was this a collection of some very well know people, but some of the questions were quite funny and told us a few things we didn’t know about these bloggers already.

Big Name Bloggers All on the Same Panel

After the the “Big Name Bloggers” panel, another panel covering “Growing Blog Traffic” took place. The speakers on this panel were Tony Hung, Lea Alcantara, Brian Clark, Alex Schel, Steve Spalding and Tamar Weinberg. While some of the bloggers on this panel spent a lot of time talking, Tony Hung (the moderator) wanted to try and make this panel the most informative and best yet… without the panel members saying the usual “continued efforts” and “passions towards blogging” rants. The panel ended up covering a lot of different areas from a bunch of different perspectives.

Growing a Blog Panel Speakers

I missed the last session which was on “What Advertisers Want”… but I made sure to get back for the ending “IZEA Innovations” session with Ted Murphy. Not only did Ted talk and answer questions for an hour, but he also went over new projects over at Izea, such as Social Spark and CloudSpeak. Look forward to a future post on these new areas and what Izea is working on.

Always a “Funny Face” with Ted Murphy!

Tomorrow’s keynote is by Merlin Mann and since I don’t know too much about him, it should be interesting. Tomorrow will also be the final day of IzeaFest and will include a IzeaHunt and the notorious CakePlow!Right after ShoeMoney’s keynote, the regular sessions started. I stuck around for most of the sessions and here’s how they went.

Susie Gardner was the first speaker and had a session on “Improving Your Content”… which covered vasts areas of how to improve your blog and writing skills. Susie also wrote “Blogging for Dummies” (Ver. 2).

The next session “Big Money Bloggers”, was a panel and featured many big name bloggers, John Chow, Stephanie Agresta, Neil Patel and Jeremey Shoemoney. Not only was this a collection of some very well know people, but some of the questions were quite funny and told us a few things we didn’t know about these bloggers already.

Big Name Bloggers All on the Same Panel

After the the “Big Name Bloggers” panel, another panel covering “Growing Blog Traffic” took place. The speakers on this panel were Tony Hung, Lea Alcantara, Brian Clark, Alex Schel, Steve Spalding and Tamar Weinberg. While some of the bloggers on this panel spent a lot of time talking, Tony Hung (the moderator) wanted to try and make this panel the most informative and best yet… without the panel members saying the usual “continued efforts” and “passions towards blogging” rants. The panel ended up covering a lot of different areas from a bunch of different perspectives.

Growing a Blog Panel Speakers

I missed the last session which was on “What Advertisers Want”… but I made sure to get back for the ending “IZEA Innovations” session with Ted Murphy. Not only did Ted talk and answer questions for an hour, but he also went over new projects over at Izea, such as Social Spark and CloudSpeak. Look forward to a future post on these new areas and what Izea is working on.

Always a “Funny Face” with Ted Murphy!

Tomorrow’s keynote is by Merlin Mann and since I don’t know too much about him, it should be interesting. Tomorrow will also be the final day of IzeaFest and will include a IzeaHunt and the notorious CakePlow!Right after ShoeMoney’s keynote, the regular sessions started. I stuck around for most of the sessions and here’s how they went.

Susie Gardner was the first speaker and had a session on “Improving Your Content”… which covered vasts areas of how to improve your blog and writing skills. Susie also wrote “Blogging for Dummies” (Ver. 2).

The next session “Big Money Bloggers”, was a panel and featured many big name bloggers, John Chow, Stephanie Agresta, Neil Patel and Jeremey Shoemoney. Not only was this a collection of some very well know people, but some of the questions were quite funny and told us a few things we didn’t know about these bloggers already.

Big Name Bloggers All on the Same Panel

After the the “Big Name Bloggers” panel, another panel covering “Growing Blog Traffic” took place. The speakers on this panel were Tony Hung, Lea Alcantara, Brian Clark, Alex Schel, Steve Spalding and Tamar Weinberg. While some of the bloggers on this panel spent a lot of time talking, Tony Hung (the moderator) wanted to try and make this panel the most informative and best yet… without the panel members saying the usual “continued efforts” and “passions towards blogging” rants. The panel ended up covering a lot of different areas from a bunch of different perspectives.

Growing a Blog Panel Speakers

I missed the last session which was on “What Advertisers Want”… but I made sure to get back for the ending “IZEA Innovations” session with Ted Murphy. Not only did Ted talk and answer questions for an hour, but he also went over new projects over at Izea, such as Social Spark and CloudSpeak. Look forward to a future post on these new areas and what Izea is working on.

Always a “Funny Face” with Ted Murphy!

Tomorrow’s keynote is by Merlin Mann and since I don’t know too much about him, it should be interesting. Tomorrow will also be the final day of IzeaFest and will include a IzeaHunt and the notorious CakePlow!Right after ShoeMoney’s keynote, the regular sessions started. I stuck around for most of the sessions and here’s how they went.

Susie Gardner was the first speaker and had a session on “Improving Your Content”… which covered vasts areas of how to improve your blog and writing skills. Susie also wrote “Blogging for Dummies” (Ver. 2).

The next session “Big Money Bloggers”, was a panel and featured many big name bloggers, John Chow, Stephanie Agresta, Neil Patel and Jeremey Shoemoney. Not only was this a collection of some very well know people, but some of the questions were quite funny and told us a few things we didn’t know about these bloggers already.

Big Name Bloggers All on the Same Panel

After the the “Big Name Bloggers” panel, another panel covering “Growing Blog Traffic” took place. The speakers on this panel were Tony Hung, Lea Alcantara, Brian Clark, Alex Schel, Steve Spalding and Tamar Weinberg. While some of the bloggers on this panel spent a lot of time talking, Tony Hung (the moderator) wanted to try and make this panel the most informative and best yet… without the panel members saying the usual “continued efforts” and “passions towards blogging” rants. The panel ended up covering a lot of different areas from a bunch of different perspectives.

Growing a Blog Panel Speakers

I missed the last session which was on “What Advertisers Want”… but I made sure to get back for the ending “IZEA Innovations” session with Ted Murphy. Not only did Ted talk and answer questions for an hour, but he also went over new projects over at Izea, such as Social Spark and CloudSpeak. Look forward to a future post on these new areas and what Izea is working on.

Always a “Funny Face” with Ted Murphy!

Tomorrow’s keynote is by Merlin Mann and since I don’t know too much about him, it should be interesting. Tomorrow will also be the final day of IzeaFest and will include a IzeaHunt and the notorious CakePlow!Right after ShoeMoney’s keynote, the regular sessions started. I stuck around for most of the sessions and here’s how they went.

Susie Gardner was the first speaker and had a session on “Improving Your Content”… which covered vasts areas of how to improve your blog and writing skills. Susie also wrote “Blogging for Dummies” (Ver. 2).

The next session “Big Money Bloggers”, was a panel and featured many big name bloggers, John Chow, Stephanie Agresta, Neil Patel and Jeremey Shoemoney. Not only was this a collection of some very well know people, but some of the questions were quite funny and told us a few things we didn’t know about these bloggers already.

Big Name Bloggers All on the Same Panel

After the the “Big Name Bloggers” panel, another panel covering “Growing Blog Traffic” took place. The speakers on this panel were Tony Hung, Lea Alcantara, Brian Clark, Alex Schel, Steve Spalding and Tamar Weinberg. While some of the bloggers on this panel spent a lot of time talking, Tony Hung (the moderator) wanted to try and make this panel the most informative and best yet… without the panel members saying the usual “continued efforts” and “passions towards blogging” rants. The panel ended up covering a lot of different areas from a bunch of different perspectives.

Growing a Blog Panel Speakers

I missed the last session which was on “What Advertisers Want”… but I made sure to get back for the ending “IZEA Innovations” session with Ted Murphy. Not only did Ted talk and answer questions for an hour, but he also went over new projects over at Izea, such as Social Spark and CloudSpeak. Look forward to a future post on these new areas and what Izea is working on.

Always a “Funny Face” with Ted Murphy!

Tomorrow’s keynote is by Merlin Mann and since I don’t know too much about him, it should be interesting. Tomorrow will also be the final day of IzeaFest and will include a IzeaHunt and the notorious CakePlow!Right after ShoeMoney’s keynote, the regular sessions started. I stuck around for most of the sessions and here’s how they went.

Susie Gardner was the first speaker and had a session on “Improving Your Content”… which covered vasts areas of how to improve your blog and writing skills. Susie also wrote “Blogging for Dummies” (Ver. 2).

The next session “Big Money Bloggers”, was a panel and featured many big name bloggers, John Chow, Stephanie Agresta, Neil Patel and Jeremey Shoemoney. Not only was this a collection of some very well know people, but some of the questions were quite funny and told us a few things we didn’t know about these bloggers already.

Big Name Bloggers All on the Same Panel

After the the “Big Name Bloggers” panel, another panel covering “Growing Blog Traffic” took place. The speakers on this panel were Tony Hung, Lea Alcantara, Brian Clark, Alex Schel, Steve Spalding and Tamar Weinberg. While some of the bloggers on this panel spent a lot of time talking, Tony Hung (the moderator) wanted to try and make this panel the most informative and best yet… without the panel members saying the usual “continued efforts” and “passions towards blogging” rants. The panel ended up covering a lot of different areas from a bunch of different perspectives.

Growing a Blog Panel Speakers

I missed the last session which was on “What Advertisers Want”… but I made sure to get back for the ending “IZEA Innovations” session with Ted Murphy. Not only did Ted talk and answer questions for an hour, but he also went over new projects over at Izea, such as Social Spark and CloudSpeak. Look forward to a future post on these new areas and what Izea is working on.

Always a “Funny Face” with Ted Murphy!

Tomorrow’s keynote is by Merlin Mann and since I don’t know too much about him, it should be interesting. Tomorrow will also be the final day of IzeaFest and will include a IzeaHunt and the notorious CakePlow!Right after ShoeMoney’s keynote, the regular sessions started. I stuck around for most of the sessions and here’s how they went.

Susie Gardner was the first speaker and had a session on “Improving Your Content”… which covered vasts areas of how to improve your blog and writing skills. Susie also wrote “Blogging for Dummies” (Ver. 2).

The next session “Big Money Bloggers”, was a panel and featured many big name bloggers, John Chow, Stephanie Agresta, Neil Patel and Jeremey Shoemoney. Not only was this a collection of some very well know people, but some of the questions were quite funny and told us a few things we didn’t know about these bloggers already.

Big Name Bloggers All on the Same Panel

After the the “Big Name Bloggers” panel, another panel covering “Growing Blog Traffic” took place. The speakers on this panel were Tony Hung, Lea Alcantara, Brian Clark, Alex Schel, Steve Spalding and Tamar Weinberg. While some of the bloggers on this panel spent a lot of time talking, Tony Hung (the moderator) wanted to try and make this panel the most informative and best yet… without the panel members saying the usual “continued efforts” and “passions towards blogging” rants. The panel ended up covering a lot of different areas from a bunch of different perspectives.

Growing a Blog Panel Speakers

I missed the last session which was on “What Advertisers Want”… but I made sure to get back for the ending “IZEA Innovations” session with Ted Murphy. Not only did Ted talk and answer questions for an hour, but he also went over new projects over at Izea, such as Social Spark and CloudSpeak. Look forward to a future post on these new areas and what Izea is working on.

Always a “Funny Face” with Ted Murphy!

Tomorrow’s keynote is by Merlin Mann and since I don’t know too much about him, it should be interesting. Tomorrow will also be the final day of IzeaFest and will include a IzeaHunt and the notorious CakePlow!Right after ShoeMoney’s keynote, the regular sessions started. I stuck around for most of the sessions and here’s how they went.

Susie Gardner was the first speaker and had a session on “Improving Your Content”… which covered vasts areas of how to improve your blog and writing skills. Susie also wrote “Blogging for Dummies” (Ver. 2).

The next session “Big Money Bloggers”, was a panel and featured many big name bloggers, John Chow, Stephanie Agresta, Neil Patel and Jeremey Shoemoney. Not only was this a collection of some very well know people, but some of the questions were quite funny and told us a few things we didn’t know about these bloggers already.

Big Name Bloggers All on the Same Panel

After the the “Big Name Bloggers” panel, another panel covering “Growing Blog Traffic” took place. The speakers on this panel were Tony Hung, Lea Alcantara, Brian Clark, Alex Schel, Steve Spalding and Tamar Weinberg. While some of the bloggers on this panel spent a lot of time talking, Tony Hung (the moderator) wanted to try and make this panel the most informative and best yet… without the panel members saying the usual “continued efforts” and “passions towards blogging” rants. The panel ended up covering a lot of different areas from a bunch of different perspectives.

Growing a Blog Panel Speakers

I missed the last session which was on “What Advertisers Want”… but I made sure to get back for the ending “IZEA Innovations” session with Ted Murphy. Not only did Ted talk and answer questions for an hour, but he also went over new projects over at Izea, such as Social Spark and CloudSpeak. Look forward to a future post on these new areas and what Izea is working on.

Always a “Funny Face” with Ted Murphy!

Tomorrow’s keynote is by Merlin Mann and since I don’t know too much about him, it should be interesting. Tomorrow will also be the final day of IzeaFest and will include a IzeaHunt and the notorious CakePlow!Right after ShoeMoney’s keynote, the regular sessions started. I stuck around for most of the sessions and here’s how they went.

Susie Gardner was the first speaker and had a session on “Improving Your Content”… which covered vasts areas of how to improve your blog and writing skills. Susie also wrote “Blogging for Dummies” (Ver. 2).

The next session “Big Money Bloggers”, was a panel and featured many big name bloggers, John Chow, Stephanie Agresta, Neil Patel and Jeremey Shoemoney. Not only was this a collection of some very well know people, but some of the questions were quite funny and told us a few things we didn’t know about these bloggers already.

Big Name Bloggers All on the Same Panel

After the the “Big Name Bloggers” panel, another panel covering “Growing Blog Traffic” took place. The speakers on this panel were Tony Hung, Lea Alcantara, Brian Clark, Alex Schel, Steve Spalding and Tamar Weinberg. While some of the bloggers on this panel spent a lot of time talking, Tony Hung (the moderator) wanted to try and make this panel the most informative and best yet… without the panel members saying the usual “continued efforts” and “passions towards blogging” rants. The panel ended up covering a lot of different areas from a bunch of different perspectives.

Growing a Blog Panel Speakers

I missed the last session which was on “What Advertisers Want”… but I made sure to get back for the ending “IZEA Innovations” session with Ted Murphy. Not only did Ted talk and answer questions for an hour, but he also went over new projects over at Izea, such as Social Spark and CloudSpeak. Look forward to a future post on these new areas and what Izea is working on.

Always a “Funny Face” with Ted Murphy!

Tomorrow’s keynote is by Merlin Mann and since I don’t know too much about him, it should be interesting. Tomorrow will also be the final day of IzeaFest and will include a IzeaHunt and the notorious CakePlow!Right after ShoeMoney’s keynote, the regular sessions started. I stuck around for most of the sessions and here’s how they went.

Susie Gardner was the first speaker and had a session on “Improving Your Content”… which covered vasts areas of how to improve your blog and writing skills. Susie also wrote “Blogging for Dummies” (Ver. 2).

The next session “Big Money Bloggers”, was a panel and featured many big name bloggers, John Chow, Stephanie Agresta, Neil Patel and Jeremey Shoemoney. Not only was this a collection of some very well know people, but some of the questions were quite funny and told us a few things we didn’t know about these bloggers already.

Big Name Bloggers All on the Same Panel

After the the “Big Name Bloggers” panel, another panel covering “Growing Blog Traffic” took place. The speakers on this panel were Tony Hung, Lea Alcantara, Brian Clark, Alex Schel, Steve Spalding and Tamar Weinberg. While some of the bloggers on this panel spent a lot of time talking, Tony Hung (the moderator) wanted to try and make this panel the most informative and best yet… without the panel members saying the usual “continued efforts” and “passions towards blogging” rants. The panel ended up covering a lot of different areas from a bunch of different perspectives.

Growing a Blog Panel Speakers

I missed the last session which was on “What Advertisers Want”… but I made sure to get back for the ending “IZEA Innovations” session with Ted Murphy. Not only did Ted talk and answer questions for an hour, but he also went over new projects over at Izea, such as Social Spark and CloudSpeak. Look forward to a future post on these new areas and what Izea is working on.

Always a “Funny Face” with Ted Murphy!

Tomorrow’s keynote is by Merlin Mann and since I don’t know too much about him, it should be interesting. Tomorrow will also be the final day of IzeaFest and will include a IzeaHunt and the notorious CakePlow!Right after ShoeMoney’s keynote, the regular sessions started. I stuck around for most of the sessions and here’s how they went.

Susie Gardner was the first speaker and had a session on “Improving Your Content”… which covered vasts areas of how to improve your blog and writing skills. Susie also wrote “Blogging for Dummies” (Ver. 2).

The next session “Big Money Bloggers”, was a panel and featured many big name bloggers, John Chow, Stephanie Agresta, Neil Patel and Jeremey Shoemoney. Not only was this a collection of some very well know people, but some of the questions were quite funny and told us a few things we didn’t know about these bloggers already.

Big Name Bloggers All on the Same Panel

After the the “Big Name Bloggers” panel, another panel covering “Growing Blog Traffic” took place. The speakers on this panel were Tony Hung, Lea Alcantara, Brian Clark, Alex Schel, Steve Spalding and Tamar Weinberg. While some of the bloggers on this panel spent a lot of time talking, Tony Hung (the moderator) wanted to try and make this panel the most informative and best yet… without the panel members saying the usual “continued efforts” and “passions towards blogging” rants. The panel ended up covering a lot of different areas from a bunch of different perspectives.

Growing a Blog Panel Speakers

I missed the last session which was on “What Advertisers Want”… but I made sure to get back for the ending “IZEA Innovations” session with Ted Murphy. Not only did Ted talk and answer questions for an hour, but he also went over new projects over at Izea, such as Social Spark and CloudSpeak. Look forward to a future post on these new areas and what Izea is working on.

Always a “Funny Face” with Ted Murphy!

Tomorrow’s keynote is by Merlin Mann and since I don’t know too much about him, it should be interesting. Tomorrow will also be the final day of IzeaFest and will include a IzeaHunt and the notorious CakePlow!Right after ShoeMoney’s keynote, the regular sessions started. I stuck around for most of the sessions and here’s how they went.

Susie Gardner was the first speaker and had a session on “Improving Your Content”… which covered vasts areas of how to improve your blog and writing skills. Susie also wrote “Blogging for Dummies” (Ver. 2).

The next session “Big Money Bloggers”, was a panel and featured many big name bloggers, John Chow, Stephanie Agresta, Neil Patel and Jeremey Shoemoney. Not only was this a collection of some very well know people, but some of the questions were quite funny and told us a few things we didn’t know about these bloggers already.

Big Name Bloggers All on the Same Panel

After the the “Big Name Bloggers” panel, another panel covering “Growing Blog Traffic” took place. The speakers on this panel were Tony Hung, Lea Alcantara, Brian Clark, Alex Schel, Steve Spalding and Tamar Weinberg. While some of the bloggers on this panel spent a lot of time talking, Tony Hung (the moderator) wanted to try and make this panel the most informative and best yet… without the panel members saying the usual “continued efforts” and “passions towards blogging” rants. The panel ended up covering a lot of different areas from a bunch of different perspectives.

Growing a Blog Panel Speakers

I missed the last session which was on “What Advertisers Want”… but I made sure to get back for the ending “IZEA Innovations” session with Ted Murphy. Not only did Ted talk and answer questions for an hour, but he also went over new projects over at Izea, such as Social Spark and CloudSpeak. Look forward to a future post on these new areas and what Izea is working on.

Always a “Funny Face” with Ted Murphy!

Tomorrow’s keynote is by Merlin Mann and since I don’t know too much about him, it should be interesting. Tomorrow will also be the final day of IzeaFest and will include a IzeaHunt and the notorious CakePlow!Right after ShoeMoney’s keynote, the regular sessions started. I stuck around for most of the sessions and here’s how they went.

Susie Gardner was the first speaker and had a session on “Improving Your Content”… which covered vasts areas of how to improve your blog and writing skills. Susie also wrote “Blogging for Dummies” (Ver. 2).

The next session “Big Money Bloggers”, was a panel and featured many big name bloggers, John Chow, Stephanie Agresta, Neil Patel and Jeremey Shoemoney. Not only was this a collection of some very well know people, but some of the questions were quite funny and told us a few things we didn’t know about these bloggers already.

Big Name Bloggers All on the Same Panel

After the the “Big Name Bloggers” panel, another panel covering “Growing Blog Traffic” took place. The speakers on this panel were Tony Hung, Lea Alcantara, Brian Clark, Alex Schel, Steve Spalding and Tamar Weinberg. While some of the bloggers on this panel spent a lot of time talking, Tony Hung (the moderator) wanted to try and make this panel the most informative and best yet… without the panel members saying the usual “continued efforts” and “passions towards blogging” rants. The panel ended up covering a lot of different areas from a bunch of different perspectives.

Growing a Blog Panel Speakers

I missed the last session which was on “What Advertisers Want”… but I made sure to get back for the ending “IZEA Innovations” session with Ted Murphy. Not only did Ted talk and answer questions for an hour, but he also went over new projects over at Izea, such as Social Spark and CloudSpeak. Look forward to a future post on these new areas and what Izea is working on.

Always a “Funny Face” with Ted Murphy!

Tomorrow’s keynote is by Merlin Mann and since I don’t know too much about him, it should be interesting. Tomorrow will also be the final day of IzeaFest and will include a IzeaHunt and the notorious CakePlow!Right after ShoeMoney’s keynote, the regular sessions started. I stuck around for most of the sessions and here’s how they went.

Susie Gardner was the first speaker and had a session on “Improving Your Content”… which covered vasts areas of how to improve your blog and writing skills. Susie also wrote “Blogging for Dummies” (Ver. 2).

The next session “Big Money Bloggers”, was a panel and featured many big name bloggers, John Chow, Stephanie Agresta, Neil Patel and Jeremey Shoemoney. Not only was this a collection of some very well know people, but some of the questions were quite funny and told us a few things we didn’t know about these bloggers already.

Big Name Bloggers All on the Same Panel

After the the “Big Name Bloggers” panel, another panel covering “Growing Blog Traffic” took place. The speakers on this panel were Tony Hung, Lea Alcantara, Brian Clark, Alex Schel, Steve Spalding and Tamar Weinberg. While some of the bloggers on this panel spent a lot of time talking, Tony Hung (the moderator) wanted to try and make this panel the most informative and best yet… without the panel members saying the usual “continued efforts” and “passions towards blogging” rants. The panel ended up covering a lot of different areas from a bunch of different perspectives.

Growing a Blog Panel Speakers

I missed the last session which was on “What Advertisers Want”… but I made sure to get back for the ending “IZEA Innovations” session with Ted Murphy. Not only did Ted talk and answer questions for an hour, but he also went over new projects over at Izea, such as Social Spark and CloudSpeak. Look forward to a future post on these new areas and what Izea is working on.

Always a “Funny Face” with Ted Murphy!

Tomorrow’s keynote is by Merlin Mann and since I don’t know too much about him, it should be interesting. Tomorrow will also be the final day of IzeaFest and will include a IzeaHunt and the notorious CakePlow!Right after ShoeMoney’s keynote, the regular sessions started. I stuck around for most of the sessions and here’s how they went.

Susie Gardner was the first speaker and had a session on “Improving Your Content”… which covered vasts areas of how to improve your blog and writing skills. Susie also wrote “Blogging for Dummies” (Ver. 2).

The next session “Big Money Bloggers”, was a panel and featured many big name bloggers, John Chow, Stephanie Agresta, Neil Patel and Jeremey Shoemoney. Not only was this a collection of some very well know people, but some of the questions were quite funny and told us a few things we didn’t know about these bloggers already.

Big Name Bloggers All on the Same Panel

After the the “Big Name Bloggers” panel, another panel covering “Growing Blog Traffic” took place. The speakers on this panel were Tony Hung, Lea Alcantara, Brian Clark, Alex Schel, Steve Spalding and Tamar Weinberg. While some of the bloggers on this panel spent a lot of time talking, Tony Hung (the moderator) wanted to try and make this panel the most informative and best yet… without the panel members saying the usual “continued efforts” and “passions towards blogging” rants. The panel ended up covering a lot of different areas from a bunch of different perspectives.

Growing a Blog Panel Speakers

I missed the last session which was on “What Advertisers Want”… but I made sure to get back for the ending “IZEA Innovations” session with Ted Murphy. Not only did Ted talk and answer questions for an hour, but he also went over new projects over at Izea, such as Social Spark and CloudSpeak. Look forward to a future post on these new areas and what Izea is working on.

Always a “Funny Face” with Ted Murphy!

Tomorrow’s keynote is by Merlin Mann and since I don’t know too much about him, it should be interesting. Tomorrow will also be the final day of IzeaFest and will include a IzeaHunt and the notorious CakePlow!Right after ShoeMoney’s keynote, the regular sessions started. I stuck around for most of the sessions and here’s how they went.

Susie Gardner was the first speaker and had a session on “Improving Your Content”… which covered vasts areas of how to improve your blog and writing skills. Susie also wrote “Blogging for Dummies” (Ver. 2).

The next session “Big Money Bloggers”, was a panel and featured many big name bloggers, John Chow, Stephanie Agresta, Neil Patel and Jeremey Shoemoney. Not only was this a collection of some very well know people, but some of the questions were quite funny and told us a few things we didn’t know about these bloggers already.

Big Name Bloggers All on the Same Panel

After the the “Big Name Bloggers” panel, another panel covering “Growing Blog Traffic” took place. The speakers on this panel were Tony Hung, Lea Alcantara, Brian Clark, Alex Schel, Steve Spalding and Tamar Weinberg. While some of the bloggers on this panel spent a lot of time talking, Tony Hung (the moderator) wanted to try and make this panel the most informative and best yet… without the panel members saying the usual “continued efforts” and “passions towards blogging” rants. The panel ended up covering a lot of different areas from a bunch of different perspectives.

Growing a Blog Panel Speakers

I missed the last session which was on “What Advertisers Want”… but I made sure to get back for the ending “IZEA Innovations” session with Ted Murphy. Not only did Ted talk and answer questions for an hour, but he also went over new projects over at Izea, such as Social Spark and CloudSpeak. Look forward to a future post on these new areas and what Izea is working on.

Always a “Funny Face” with Ted Murphy!

Tomorrow’s keynote is by Merlin Mann and since I don’t know too much about him, it should be interesting. Tomorrow will also be the final day of IzeaFest and will include a IzeaHunt and the notorious CakePlow!Right after ShoeMoney’s keynote, the regular sessions started. I stuck around for most of the sessions and here’s how they went.

Susie Gardner was the first speaker and had a session on “Improving Your Content”… which covered vasts areas of how to improve your blog and writing skills. Susie also wrote “Blogging for Dummies” (Ver. 2).

The next session “Big Money Bloggers”, was a panel and featured many big name bloggers, John Chow, Stephanie Agresta, Neil Patel and Jeremey Shoemoney. Not only was this a collection of some very well know people, but some of the questions were quite funny and told us a few things we didn’t know about these bloggers already.

Big Name Bloggers All on the Same Panel

After the the “Big Name Bloggers” panel, another panel covering “Growing Blog Traffic” took place. The speakers on this panel were Tony Hung, Lea Alcantara, Brian Clark, Alex Schel, Steve Spalding and Tamar Weinberg. While some of the bloggers on this panel spent a lot of time talking, Tony Hung (the moderator) wanted to try and make this panel the most informative and best yet… without the panel members saying the usual “continued efforts” and “passions towards blogging” rants. The panel ended up covering a lot of different areas from a bunch of different perspectives.

Growing a Blog Panel Speakers

I missed the last session which was on “What Advertisers Want”… but I made sure to get back for the ending “IZEA Innovations” session with Ted Murphy. Not only did Ted talk and answer questions for an hour, but he also went over new projects over at Izea, such as Social Spark and CloudSpeak. Look forward to a future post on these new areas and what Izea is working on.

Always a “Funny Face” with Ted Murphy!

Tomorrow’s keynote is by Merlin Mann and since I don’t know too much about him, it should be interesting. Tomorrow will also be the final day of IzeaFest and will include a IzeaHunt and the notorious CakePlow!Right after ShoeMoney’s keynote, the regular sessions started. I stuck around for most of the sessions and here’s how they went.

Susie Gardner was the first speaker and had a session on “Improving Your Content”… which covered vasts areas of how to improve your blog and writing skills. Susie also wrote “Blogging for Dummies” (Ver. 2).

The next session “Big Money Bloggers”, was a panel and featured many big name bloggers, John Chow, Stephanie Agresta, Neil Patel and Jeremey Shoemoney. Not only was this a collection of some very well know people, but some of the questions were quite funny and told us a few things we didn’t know about these bloggers already.

Big Name Bloggers All on the Same Panel

After the the “Big Name Bloggers” panel, another panel covering “Growing Blog Traffic” took place. The speakers on this panel were Tony Hung, Lea Alcantara, Brian Clark, Alex Schel, Steve Spalding and Tamar Weinberg. While some of the bloggers on this panel spent a lot of time talking, Tony Hung (the moderator) wanted to try and make this panel the most informative and best yet… without the panel members saying the usual “continued efforts” and “passions towards blogging” rants. The panel ended up covering a lot of different areas from a bunch of different perspectives.

Growing a Blog Panel Speakers

I missed the last session which was on “What Advertisers Want”… but I made sure to get back for the ending “IZEA Innovations” session with Ted Murphy. Not only did Ted talk and answer questions for an hour, but he also went over new projects over at Izea, such as Social Spark and CloudSpeak. Look forward to a future post on these new areas and what Izea is working on.

Always a “Funny Face” with Ted Murphy!

Tomorrow’s keynote is by Merlin Mann and since I don’t know too much about him, it should be interesting. Tomorrow will also be the final day of IzeaFest and will include a IzeaHunt and the notorious CakePlow!Right after ShoeMoney’s keynote, the regular sessions started. I stuck around for most of the sessions and here’s how they went.

Susie Gardner was the first speaker and had a session on “Improving Your Content”… which covered vasts areas of how to improve your blog and writing skills. Susie also wrote “Blogging for Dummies” (Ver. 2).

The next session “Big Money Bloggers”, was a panel and featured many big name bloggers, John Chow, Stephanie Agresta, Neil Patel and Jeremey Shoemoney. Not only was this a collection of some very well know people, but some of the questions were quite funny and told us a few things we didn’t know about these bloggers already.

Big Name Bloggers All on the Same Panel

After the the “Big Name Bloggers” panel, another panel covering “Growing Blog Traffic” took place. The speakers on this panel were Tony Hung, Lea Alcantara, Brian Clark, Alex Schel, Steve Spalding and Tamar Weinberg. While some of the bloggers on this panel spent a lot of time talking, Tony Hung (the moderator) wanted to try and make this panel the most informative and best yet… without the panel members saying the usual “continued efforts” and “passions towards blogging” rants. The panel ended up covering a lot of different areas from a bunch of different perspectives.

Growing a Blog Panel Speakers

I missed the last session which was on “What Advertisers Want”… but I made sure to get back for the ending “IZEA Innovations” session with Ted Murphy. Not only did Ted talk and answer questions for an hour, but he also went over new projects over at Izea, such as Social Spark and CloudSpeak. Look forward to a future post on these new areas and what Izea is working on.

Always a “Funny Face” with Ted Murphy!

Tomorrow’s keynote is by Merlin Mann and since I don’t know too much about him, it should be interesting. Tomorrow will also be the final day of IzeaFest and will include a IzeaHunt and the notorious CakePlow!Right after ShoeMoney’s keynote, the regular sessions started. I stuck around for most of the sessions and here’s how they went.

Susie Gardner was the first speaker and had a session on “Improving Your Content”… which covered vasts areas of how to improve your blog and writing skills. Susie also wrote “Blogging for Dummies” (Ver. 2).

The next session “Big Money Bloggers”, was a panel and featured many big name bloggers, John Chow, Stephanie Agresta, Neil Patel and Jeremey Shoemoney. Not only was this a collection of some very well know people, but some of the questions were quite funny and told us a few things we didn’t know about these bloggers already.

Big Name Bloggers All on the Same Panel

After the the “Big Name Bloggers” panel, another panel covering “Growing Blog Traffic” took place. The speakers on this panel were Tony Hung, Lea Alcantara, Brian Clark, Alex Schel, Steve Spalding and Tamar Weinberg. While some of the bloggers on this panel spent a lot of time talking, Tony Hung (the moderator) wanted to try and make this panel the most informative and best yet… without the panel members saying the usual “continued efforts” and “passions towards blogging” rants. The panel ended up covering a lot of different areas from a bunch of different perspectives.

Growing a Blog Panel Speakers

I missed the last session which was on “What Advertisers Want”… but I made sure to get back for the ending “IZEA Innovations” session with Ted Murphy. Not only did Ted talk and answer questions for an hour, but he also went over new projects over at Izea, such as Social Spark and CloudSpeak. Look forward to a future post on these new areas and what Izea is working on.

Always a “Funny Face” with Ted Murphy!

Tomorrow’s keynote is by Merlin Mann and since I don’t know too much about him, it should be interesting. Tomorrow will also be the final day of IzeaFest and will include a IzeaHunt and the notorious CakePlow!Right after ShoeMoney’s keynote, the regular sessions started. I stuck around for most of the sessions and here’s how they went.

Susie Gardner was the first speaker and had a session on “Improving Your Content”… which covered vasts areas of how to improve your blog and writing skills. Susie also wrote “Blogging for Dummies” (Ver. 2).

The next session “Big Money Bloggers”, was a panel and featured many big name bloggers, John Chow, Stephanie Agresta, Neil Patel and Jeremey Shoemoney. Not only was this a collection of some very well know people, but some of the questions were quite funny and told us a few things we didn’t know about these bloggers already.

Big Name Bloggers All on the Same Panel

After the the “Big Name Bloggers” panel, another panel covering “Growing Blog Traffic” took place. The speakers on this panel were Tony Hung, Lea Alcantara, Brian Clark, Alex Schel, Steve Spalding and Tamar Weinberg. While some of the bloggers on this panel spent a lot of time talking, Tony Hung (the moderator) wanted to try and make this panel the most informative and best yet… without the panel members saying the usual “continued efforts” and “passions towards blogging” rants. The panel ended up covering a lot of different areas from a bunch of different perspectives.

Growing a Blog Panel Speakers

I missed the last session which was on “What Advertisers Want”… but I made sure to get back for the ending “IZEA Innovations” session with Ted Murphy. Not only did Ted talk and answer questions for an hour, but he also went over new projects over at Izea, such as Social Spark and CloudSpeak. Look forward to a future post on these new areas and what Izea is working on.

Always a “Funny Face” with Ted Murphy!

Tomorrow’s keynote is by Merlin Mann and since I don’t know too much about him, it should be interesting. Tomorrow will also be the final day of IzeaFest and will include a IzeaHunt and the notorious CakePlow!Right after ShoeMoney’s keynote, the regular sessions started. I stuck around for most of the sessions and here’s how they went.

Susie Gardner was the first speaker and had a session on “Improving Your Content”… which covered vasts areas of how to improve your blog and writing skills. Susie also wrote “Blogging for Dummies” (Ver. 2).

The next session “Big Money Bloggers”, was a panel and featured many big name bloggers, John Chow, Stephanie Agresta, Neil Patel and Jeremey Shoemoney. Not only was this a collection of some very well know people, but some of the questions were quite funny and told us a few things we didn’t know about these bloggers already.

Big Name Bloggers All on the Same Panel

After the the “Big Name Bloggers” panel, another panel covering “Growing Blog Traffic” took place. The speakers on this panel were Tony Hung, Lea Alcantara, Brian Clark, Alex Schel, Steve Spalding and Tamar Weinberg. While some of the bloggers on this panel spent a lot of time talking, Tony Hung (the moderator) wanted to try and make this panel the most informative and best yet… without the panel members saying the usual “continued efforts” and “passions towards blogging” rants. The panel ended up covering a lot of different areas from a bunch of different perspectives.

Growing a Blog Panel Speakers

I missed the last session which was on “What Advertisers Want”… but I made sure to get back for the ending “IZEA Innovations” session with Ted Murphy. Not only did Ted talk and answer questions for an hour, but he also went over new projects over at Izea, such as Social Spark and CloudSpeak. Look forward to a future post on these new areas and what Izea is working on.

Always a “Funny Face” with Ted Murphy!

Tomorrow’s keynote is by Merlin Mann and since I don’t know too much about him, it should be interesting. Tomorrow will also be the final day of IzeaFest and will include a IzeaHunt and the notorious CakePlow!Right after ShoeMoney’s keynote, the regular sessions started. I stuck around for most of the sessions and here’s how they went.

Susie Gardner was the first speaker and had a session on “Improving Your Content”… which covered vasts areas of how to improve your blog and writing skills. Susie also wrote “Blogging for Dummies” (Ver. 2).

The next session “Big Money Bloggers”, was a panel and featured many big name bloggers, John Chow, Stephanie Agresta, Neil Patel and Jeremey Shoemoney. Not only was this a collection of some very well know people, but some of the questions were quite funny and told us a few things we didn’t know about these bloggers already.

Big Name Bloggers All on the Same Panel

After the the “Big Name Bloggers” panel, another panel covering “Growing Blog Traffic” took place. The speakers on this panel were Tony Hung, Lea Alcantara, Brian Clark, Alex Schel, Steve Spalding and Tamar Weinberg. While some of the bloggers on this panel spent a lot of time talking, Tony Hung (the moderator) wanted to try and make this panel the most informative and best yet… without the panel members saying the usual “continued efforts” and “passions towards blogging” rants. The panel ended up covering a lot of different areas from a bunch of different perspectives.

Growing a Blog Panel Speakers

I missed the last session which was on “What Advertisers Want”… but I made sure to get back for the ending “IZEA Innovations” session with Ted Murphy. Not only did Ted talk and answer questions for an hour, but he also went over new projects over at Izea, such as Social Spark and CloudSpeak. Look forward to a future post on these new areas and what Izea is working on.

Always a “Funny Face” with Ted Murphy!

Tomorrow’s keynote is by Merlin Mann and since I don’t know too much about him, it should be interesting. Tomorrow will also be the final day of IzeaFest and will include a IzeaHunt and the notorious CakePlow!Right after ShoeMoney’s keynote, the regular sessions started. I stuck around for most of the sessions and here’s how they went.

Susie Gardner was the first speaker and had a session on “Improving Your Content”… which covered vasts areas of how to improve your blog and writing skills. Susie also wrote “Blogging for Dummies” (Ver. 2).

The next session “Big Money Bloggers”, was a panel and featured many big name bloggers, John Chow, Stephanie Agresta, Neil Patel and Jeremey Shoemoney. Not only was this a collection of some very well know people, but some of the questions were quite funny and told us a few things we didn’t know about these bloggers already.

Big Name Bloggers All on the Same Panel

After the the “Big Name Bloggers” panel, another panel covering “Growing Blog Traffic” took place. The speakers on this panel were Tony Hung, Lea Alcantara, Brian Clark, Alex Schel, Steve Spalding and Tamar Weinberg. While some of the bloggers on this panel spent a lot of time talking, Tony Hung (the moderator) wanted to try and make this panel the most informative and best yet… without the panel members saying the usual “continued efforts” and “passions towards blogging” rants. The panel ended up covering a lot of different areas from a bunch of different perspectives.

Growing a Blog Panel Speakers

I missed the last session which was on “What Advertisers Want”… but I made sure to get back for the ending “IZEA Innovations” session with Ted Murphy. Not only did Ted talk and answer questions for an hour, but he also went over new projects over at Izea, such as Social Spark and CloudSpeak. Look forward to a future post on these new areas and what Izea is working on.

Always a “Funny Face” with Ted Murphy!

Tomorrow’s keynote is by Merlin Mann and since I don’t know too much about him, it should be interesting. Tomorrow will also be the final day of IzeaFest and will include a IzeaHunt and the notorious CakePlow!Right after ShoeMoney’s keynote, the regular sessions started. I stuck around for most of the sessions and here’s how they went.

Susie Gardner was the first speaker and had a session on “Improving Your Content”… which covered vasts areas of how to improve your blog and writing skills. Susie also wrote “Blogging for Dummies” (Ver. 2).

The next session “Big Money Bloggers”, was a panel and featured many big name bloggers, John Chow, Stephanie Agresta, Neil Patel and Jeremey Shoemoney. Not only was this a collection of some very well know people, but some of the questions were quite funny and told us a few things we didn’t know about these bloggers already.

Big Name Bloggers All on the Same Panel

After the the “Big Name Bloggers” panel, another panel covering “Growing Blog Traffic” took place. The speakers on this panel were Tony Hung, Lea Alcantara, Brian Clark, Alex Schel, Steve Spalding and Tamar Weinberg. While some of the bloggers on this panel spent a lot of time talking, Tony Hung (the moderator) wanted to try and make this panel the most informative and best yet… without the panel members saying the usual “continued efforts” and “passions towards blogging” rants. The panel ended up covering a lot of different areas from a bunch of different perspectives.

Growing a Blog Panel Speakers

I missed the last session which was on “What Advertisers Want”… but I made sure to get back for the ending “IZEA Innovations” session with Ted Murphy. Not only did Ted talk and answer questions for an hour, but he also went over new projects over at Izea, such as Social Spark and CloudSpeak. Look forward to a future post on these new areas and what Izea is working on.

Always a “Funny Face” with Ted Murphy!

Tomorrow’s keynote is by Merlin Mann and since I don’t know too much about him, it should be interesting. Tomorrow will also be the final day of IzeaFest and will include a IzeaHunt and the notorious CakePlow!Right after ShoeMoney’s keynote, the regular sessions started. I stuck around for most of the sessions and here’s how they went.

Susie Gardner was the first speaker and had a session on “Improving Your Content”… which covered vasts areas of how to improve your blog and writing skills. Susie also wrote “Blogging for Dummies” (Ver. 2).

The next session “Big Money Bloggers”, was a panel and featured many big name bloggers, John Chow, Stephanie Agresta, Neil Patel and Jeremey Shoemoney. Not only was this a collection of some very well know people, but some of the questions were quite funny and told us a few things we didn’t know about these bloggers already.

Big Name Bloggers All on the Same Panel

After the the “Big Name Bloggers” panel, another panel covering “Growing Blog Traffic” took place. The speakers on this panel were Tony Hung, Lea Alcantara, Brian Clark, Alex Schel, Steve Spalding and Tamar Weinberg. While some of the bloggers on this panel spent a lot of time talking, Tony Hung (the moderator) wanted to try and make this panel the most informative and best yet… without the panel members saying the usual “continued efforts” and “passions towards blogging” rants. The panel ended up covering a lot of different areas from a bunch of different perspectives.

Growing a Blog Panel Speakers

I missed the last session which was on “What Advertisers Want”… but I made sure to get back for the ending “IZEA Innovations” session with Ted Murphy. Not only did Ted talk and answer questions for an hour, but he also went over new projects over at Izea, such as Social Spark and CloudSpeak. Look forward to a future post on these new areas and what Izea is working on.

Always a “Funny Face” with Ted Murphy!

Tomorrow’s keynote is by Merlin Mann and since I don’t know too much about him, it should be interesting. Tomorrow will also be the final day of IzeaFest and will include a IzeaHunt and the notorious CakePlow!Right after ShoeMoney’s keynote, the regular sessions started. I stuck around for most of the sessions and here’s how they went.

Susie Gardner was the first speaker and had a session on “Improving Your Content”… which covered vasts areas of how to improve your blog and writing skills. Susie also wrote “Blogging for Dummies” (Ver. 2).

The next session “Big Money Bloggers”, was a panel and featured many big name bloggers, John Chow, Stephanie Agresta, Neil Patel and Jeremey Shoemoney. Not only was this a collection of some very well know people, but some of the questions were quite funny and told us a few things we didn’t know about these bloggers already.

Big Name Bloggers All on the Same Panel

After the the “Big Name Bloggers” panel, another panel covering “Growing Blog Traffic” took place. The speakers on this panel were Tony Hung, Lea Alcantara, Brian Clark, Asdfsdfsdf

September 25th, 2008 at 11:48 am

Even Me too :D

September 13th, 2008 at 11:00 am

I think I’m going to win this $100 ;)…

September 12th, 2008 at 8:32 pm

Last night I went to a 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, “Hey, the sign says you’re open 24 hours.” He goes: “Not in a row!” (Steven Wright)

September 12th, 2008 at 7:19 pm

I’m typing more than five words to enter this contest!

September 14th, 2008 at 9:41 am

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September 12th, 2008 at 8:32 pm

Saul is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above: “Saul, sell your business.” He ignores it. It goes on for days. “Saul, sell your business for $3 million.” After weeks of this, he relents, sells his store. The voice says ‘Saul, go to Las Vegas.” He asks why. “Saul, take the $3 million to Las Vegas.” He obeys, goes to a casino. Voice says, “Saul , go to the blackjack table and put it down all on one hand.” He hesitates but knows he must. He’s dealt an 18. The dealer has a six showing. “Saul, take a card.” What? The dealer has — “Take a card!” He tells the dealer to hit him. Saul gets an ace. Nineteen. He breathes easy. “Saul, take another card.” What? “TAKE ANOTHER CARD!” He asks for another card. It’s another ace. He has twenty. “Saul, take another card,” the voice commands. I have twenty! Saul shouts. “TAKE ANOTHER CARD!!” booms the voice. Hit me,Saul says. He gets another ace. Twenty one. The booming voice goes: “un-fucking-believable!”

September 12th, 2008 at 8:32 pm

A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. “Cold floors,” he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, “Bad food.” They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. “I quit,” he says. “That’s not surprising,” the elders say. “You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here.”

September 12th, 2008 at 7:54 pm

Ha ha, that’s not five words in length!

September 12th, 2008 at 8:33 pm

A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea. She pleads, “please God, save my only grandson. I beg of you, bring him back.” And a big wave comes and washes the boy back onto the beach, good as new. She looks up to heaven and says: “He had a hat!” (Myron Cohen)

September 12th, 2008 at 5:55 pm

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Donec nisl massa, interdum eu, condimentum quis, auctor ac, orci. Praesent ac massa.

September 12th, 2008 at 7:43 pm

I love simple contests, I try to make them as simple as possible as well. Its not the money, its the chance of winning that is so much fun.

September 13th, 2008 at 5:50 pm

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September 14th, 2008 at 12:25 am

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September 12th, 2008 at 8:33 pm

Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. “Here’s that $20 I owe you,” he says.

September 12th, 2008 at 6:39 pm

Great, thank you very much. That song’s going to be in my head all night now, along with some awesomely bad babysitting flashbacks of getting barfed and pooped on. Oh, the things I would do for $2/hour back in the day…

September 12th, 2008 at 8:33 pm

I went to my doctor and told him “my penis is burning.” He said, “That means somebody is talking about it.” (Garry Shandling)

September 13th, 2008 at 5:54 pm

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September 13th, 2008 at 5:52 pm

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September 12th, 2008 at 8:34 pm

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, “Are you comfortable?” The guy says: “I make a good living.” (Henny Youngman)

September 13th, 2008 at 5:51 pm

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September 12th, 2008 at 8:34 pm

Jesus and Saint Peter are golfing. St. Peter steps up to the tee on a par three and hits one long and straight. It reaches the green. Jesus is up next. He slices it. It heads over the fence into traffic on an adjacent street. Bounces off a truck, onto the roof of a nearby shack and into the rain gutter, down the drain spout and onto a lilly pad at the edge of a lake. A frog jumps up and snatches the ball in his mouth. An eagle swoops down, grabs the frog. As the eagle flies over the green, the frog croaks and drops the ball. It’s in the hole. Saint Peter looks at Jesus, exasperated. “Are you gonna play golf?” he asks “Or are you just gonna fuck around?”

September 13th, 2008 at 6:10 pm

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September 12th, 2008 at 8:34 pm

A guy enters bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons, “Here’s a deal. I’ll open this alligator’s mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I’ll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks.” The crowd agrees. The guy drops his pants and puts his privates in the gator’s mouth. Gator closes mouth. After a minute, the guy grabs a beer bottle and bangs the gator on the top of its head. The gator opens wide, and he removes his genitals unscathed. Everyone buys him drinks. Then he says: “I’ll pay anyone $100 who’s willing to give it a try.” After a while, a hand goes up in the back of the bar. It’s a woman. “I’ll give it a try,” she says, “but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle.”

September 13th, 2008 at 6:35 pm

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September 12th, 2008 at 8:35 pm

A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words.” The guy replies, “Hey, why not?” He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: “Paint…my…house.”

September 12th, 2008 at 6:46 pm

but then again,
lets call a bollix a bollock,
so it’s all a load of bollocks really.

September 12th, 2008 at 8:35 pm

At a White House party, a woman approached Calvin Coolidge, famed for his silence, and said “Mr. President, I made a bet I can get more than two words out of you.” He replied: “You lose.”

September 13th, 2008 at 6:38 pm

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