The True John Chow

You saw it here first, I was leaked this never before viewed video of John Chow.

I give you world famous blogger John Chow…

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52 Comments on "The True John Chow"

  1. Yebot says:

    Aybuy0hshihinnapans!
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  2. Brad Jasper says:

    Wow…

    I watched until the end just to make sure this wasn’t a metaphor for something affiliate related.

    I want those minutes of my life back.

  3. Joe Tech says:

    I was going to make the same video, but John beat me to it.

  4. Neil says:

    wonder how many rss readers that vid will bring in. I must admit I did LOL.

  5. PigNasty says:

    Wow, he must be buying the really expensive dope now.

  6. Ray says:

    Wow – talk about repackaging the same old @#$&.

    Every comedian has done a rant about the same thing, so nothing new.

    I agree with Brad – I want those minutes back too, I could of been building a landing page.

  7. Jim Kukral says:

    This awesome diatribe reminds me of the Glengary Glenross Alec Baldwin speech. It’s uncanny how similar it is. Shit is for closers!

  8. PigNasty says:

    You did this for him….. Whatever dude… You guys are pretty much feed off each other. I seen this time and time again.. You posted this supposedly “leaked” video for what exactly? Are you getting anything for posting it?

  9. TrishaLyn says:

    I’m disturbed… I don’t think I ever needed to see John Chow talk at length about taking a shit…

  10. SUP3RNOVA says:

    It’s a joke…

  11. Alex says:

    One on the funniest things I’ve seen in ’08.

  12. Blaine says:

    LOL, I have seen the bit before but damn Mr Chow I think I may have at least pissed myself laughing

  13. Mihnea says:

    This is the funniest clip I saw made by affiliate marketers

  14. Nick says:

    I haven’t laughed this hard in a while.

    Thanks John Chow… and thanks Paul for posting this!

  15. Justin Chelf says:

    what an idiot lol

  16. Greg says:

    I saw this as it was being leaked, i’m just glad you posted it, this is even too crazy for the bigcock!

  17. Greg says:

    Yea John paid him $10,000 to leak this i have the documents to prove it!

  18. This is just … shitty. Like most of John Chow’s Postings are. No wonder his blog is here for noobs who do not know about internet marketing and promoted agloco like he told em to.

  19. James says:

    ROFL! What the FUCK!?!?!? That was so shit… sooo very shit.. I am so very disappointed at John Chow.

  20. andrew wee says:

    Is he going to continue doing these?

    I guess this is what might happen if you eat a lot of stuff just to post the pics on your blog…

  21. areyouserious says:

    please remind me again, why ANYBODY subscribes to this douche’s blog? (JC i’m talking about)

  22. Jason says:

    LOL. Why bloggers shouldn’t smoke crack :D

  23. Sorry, but I have to say that this was the worst post ever…

  24. B-Man says:

    This is FANTASTIC!

  25. invisible777 says:

    I’m not a huge fan of JohnChow.com’s blog, but some of you people whining about how its not a “good affiliate marketing blog” need to back up and realize its his personal blog about a variety of topics, with some affiliate marketing stuff thrown in.

  26. Anon says:

    I wish you hadn’t used the word “leaked” to refer to this. :o

  27. am I the online that feels like going to the bathroom after this video?

  28. Ruck says:

    Definitely a video that I was not expecting.

  29. chris says:

    I want my 2 mins back since I skipped through the other 2 mins of the video. John Chow sure can talk some 5hit. Hahaha

  30. Joe says:

    I hate crapping in my pants.

  31. Brian says:

    That was funny.

  32. *LOL* andrew i read your comment and died laughin… as he does post a lot of food pics..

  33. Tony says:

    where is the thumb down button?

  34. gdubs says:

    I shit my pants like twice a week. I can really relate

  35. nate says:

    Hillary-ass.

  36. DamnSmiley says:

    hahahahahahahahah show me some proof baby…i thought it was for $23,150.00 just shoot me. :Dlol

  37. DamnSmiley says:

    dude thanks for posting this shit cos i just died from laughing so damn hard!

  38. john says:

    john who?

  39. I didn’t know John has multiple personality syndrome … next time he calls me, my caller ID will explore!

  40. mr nice guy says:

    Oh, why are so many people envy at John Chow? That’s why he’s getting more popular. This video is another best link baiter style of Chow I guess.

  41. Jason says:

    I think he looks like a fuckin douchebag with his stupid haircut.

  42. varun says:

    Just pause the video while he’s pointing .He looks like homo. What a moron.Really Crapy video.

  43. John Crap says:

    Ugly guy with useless tips and blog that will never make you any money.

  44. Jingo says:

    Now that was some funny shit!

  45. mecosin says:

    you serious? what a moron.. i watched the first 5 seconds..

  46. Sha says:

    The part that made me laugh is when he imitated a child.

  47. This question kept me awake all of last night. I wonder if Mr. Chow could balance a piece of turd on the flat top of his….?

  48. Jim says:

    Oh John… where have the days gone?

  49. Fine info. Nice piece of info, keep up all the work.

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